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Love peace and hippy beads!
More odd and funny photos of the White Skulls! |
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Billy from Portland let out is inner Demon
Billy's hobbies include collecting Hot Wheels cars and going out to parties where he can cover up his real horns with tin foil!
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Our main weirdo "Mike" found these normal people and dragged them into the party,notice the lack of Defection Beanie headgear on them ,....sad normals!
Later during hard interagation it was found out that they were there undercover spies working for "Renolds Wrap" a enemy of the Tin Foil Underground! |
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The Bliss! THE BLISS!
Starting to feel dehydrated "Zoglemiester" injected his skull with a glow stick....True Bliss!
He checked his own B.A.C. every ten minutes but still felt the "Glow" of the party days after! |
The White Skulls at there best
In this photo we see some of the better known "SKULLS" playing their favorite game "Find the sugar cube befor it desolves"
Loser of this twisted game gets to "BoB" for beers in the spodi bucket! |
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The Hosts of The White Skull's Spodi Party
After cleaning up all evidence of the subversive party or hosts boarded their secret two man submarine and headed back to the secret base in Uragay,where in their spare time raise beer brewing llamas.
These "llamas" were made famous on the british comedy show Monty Pythons Flying Circus. |
Morning after:
The White Skulls destroyed all evidence of their illegal headgear and are reprograming themselves back into normality by watching 4 straight hours of "Barney and freinds",sometimes they have been known to dance and sing along. |
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Sad but true,the aftermath
Even after 4 hours of "Barney and friends" this sad fellow could not be reprogramed back into normality,his last location sited was working a offramp of I-5 strong-arming 50 cents off of every panhandler he could see through his tinfiol headgear! |
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Beer Quote
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it also helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
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THE CODE OF MEN
CODE OF MEN
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
3. When you are interrogated by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother,
father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and
should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts.
You are permitted to deny his very existence.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without
accusation; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell "liar!"
(Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate
is raised to 400%)
6. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off-limits forever.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's
running late is five minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait ten
minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
8. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is
forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
9. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In
fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional and
slightly suspicious.
10. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is
trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with
your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden
to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
11. Before dating a buddy's "ex," you are required to ask his permission
and he in return is required to grant it.
12. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a
buffalo wing clean.
13. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
14. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
15. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may
always ask the score of the game in progress, but may never ask who's
playing.
16. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend
up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you're able to warn
your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the
priesthood.
17. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're
lying on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...
and it's free.
18. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
19. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
20. If a buddy is outnumbered, out-manned, or too drunk to fight, you
must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours, his
actions have led you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin',"
then you may sit back and enjoy.
21. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while weightlifting:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"C'mon, give me one more! Harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers."
"Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"
22. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be referring
to his beer.
23. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when
she's withholding sex pending your response.
24. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing:
either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations,
a nod is all the conversation you need.
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Beer Quote
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
--David Daye
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Beer Quote
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
--W.C. Fields
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Beer Quote
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
--Henny Youngman
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