Sargent of Arms:Keeper of the keys Usherer of the Noobies Bringer of the hangover cures Checks in everyones weapons.
Quartermaster:Keeper of the Secret Archives Keeper of the Sacred Artifacts Lighter of the Campfire Lighter of the Sacred Bagcandles Must dive on any exploding Beer kegs to save us all.
The Magi:Preforms the test of Courage Keeper of the Box of Fear Can usurpe the BBQ at any time.
Chief Director of Special Covert Operations:All duties and prevliages of this officer are classified and known only to the High Priest.
The Honorary High Priestess:Helps make up the secret names every year.Safety monitor.Double Checks on the Sargent of Arms.In charge of comunication with the outside world.Enforces the must eat rule.Hands out the punishments.
The High Priest:Comunes with Oogal Poogala.Makes the sacred headgear.Makes the invitations.Maintains the website.Gives the blessing of the keg-tapping.Gives the test of wisdom.Chooses the liquer of the yearly tests.Chooses the site and date of the Prayer to the Pagan Fishgod Beerfest.Cleans up.Buys the food.Writes the sacred scolls of the tests.
The Great POOBA:Has all rights and privaliges he wants at any time.Must be informed of the party every year.
The Great Grand POOBA:Has all rights and privaliges he wants at any time.Must be informed of the party every year.
"Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing
the freedom of speech; a terrible thing to public traitors."
- Benjamin Franklin
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.