I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics or in anything else, where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to Heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all.
-Thomas Jefferson

The History Behind The Pagan FishGod Priests
We the highly motivated and intoxicated priests do good to our Beer/Fish God every year to insure good fishing during that season.
Many of our tests are very strange and dangerous.Few pillgrams pass our high standards of acceptance into the inner circle.
1993 early morning a group of would be fishermen encountered a Large unearthly fishlike thing pearing at them from just offshore.It arose and its eyes did glow the group of beerzombie fishermen dawned their hillbilly beerbox headgear for the first time and did dance about the firepit

Some of the different offices of leadership within our cult
Sargent of Arms:Keeper of the keys Usherer of the Noobies Bringer of the hangover cures Checks in everyones weapons.

Quartermaster:Keeper of the Secret Archives Keeper of the Sacred Artifacts Lighter of the Campfire Lighter of the Sacred Bagcandles Must dive on any exploding Beer kegs to save us all.

The Magi:Preforms the test of Courage Keeper of the Box of Fear Can usurpe the BBQ at any time.

Chief Director of Special Covert Operations:All duties and prevliages of this officer are classified and known only to the High Priest.

The Honorary High Priestess:Helps make up the secret names every year.Safety monitor.Double Checks on the Sargent of Arms.In charge of comunication with the outside world.Enforces the must eat rule.Hands out the punishments.

The High Priest:Comunes with Oogal Poogala.Makes the sacred headgear.Makes the invitations.Maintains the website.Gives the blessing of the keg-tapping.Gives the test of wisdom.Chooses the liquer of the yearly tests.Chooses the site and date of the Prayer to the Pagan Fishgod Beerfest.Cleans up.Buys the food.Writes the sacred scolls of the tests.

The Great POOBA:Has all rights and privaliges he wants at any time.Must be informed of the party every year.

The Great Grand POOBA:Has all rights and privaliges he wants at any time.Must be informed of the party every year.

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- Benjamin Franklin

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
-W.C. Fields

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